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The things we do when we cut the internet

1. Scroll to the record store but do not know what for: 25 strange images, Flash games with her 14, 3 packages of icons, movies, porn movies, documentaries.
2. Delete any, repent and return it to recover.
3. Change file names by pingüinitoAnimado_135.gif 0214525vgveyuw47523v.gif type.
4. Find and delete temporary files.
5. See if the modem works.
6. Empty the Recycle Bin
7. Restart the PC in case.
8. Create a folder to organize files and move the contents of the old folder to check files. Delete the latter.
9. Empty the Recycle Bin
10. See if the modem works.
11. Carefully review the list of pending and leave it as it is.
12. Make this reorganization "were going to do when time
tubieras 13. Organize the Start Menu.
14. Go to Network Connections and click Repair this connection. Wait.
15. Restart the PC in case.
16. Playing around.
17. Find that game that you forget that you left to play
18. Remember that you stopped playing that game
19. Try different wallpapers.
20. Remember it was that you wanted down and I had forgotten (for internet when he came back, having forgotten again)
21. The infamous play Windows games
22. Find things you thought you had a) lost b) delete c) the delete and back, and back, and again ...
23. See if the modem works.
24. Activate the trace pointer and move across the screen
25. Note whether Program Files folders were empty after uninstalling software.
26. Empty the Recycle Bin.
27. Restart the PC in case.
28. Write about things you can do to make the PC when no internet connection

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This is a good collection some absolutely authoritative instructions displayed on the labels of various consumer products:

1. In a box of Dove soap:
- INDICATIONS NORMAL USE AS SOAP. (How do I use normal soap ... NO

...?) 2. In some Findus frozen foods:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost FIRST. (But just a suggestion ...)

3. The Savory brand Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
- NOT TO RETURN TO CONTAINER. (Ooooh, too late! This I love ...)

4. In a package of a Rowenta iron:
- DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. (No Comments)

5. In manual keyboard Keyboard XP RAZOR:
- IF YOUR KEYBOARD DOES NOT WORK, WRITE AN E-MAIL TO :.... ("How do I write an email ******? ¿Smoke signals?)

6. In a cough syrup for children:
- NO drive car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medicine. (Damn, that child exploitation ended years ago!)

7. On a Korean kitchen knife:
- IMPORTANT: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND PETS. ("But what the Koreans have pets?)

8. In the case of a TV Waut TV340:
- BEFORE Watching a program switch on. (Pussy !!... "what is your to eat a stew, not before you take it out of the can?)

9. In a strip of Christmas lights made in China:
- ONLY FOR USE IN OR OUTSIDE. (Ojo, inside or outside !!... these Chinese and their dimensions of space / time ...)

10. In a package of dried fruit from American Airlines:
- INSTRUCTIONS: TO OPEN THE PACKET, EAT THE DRIED FRUITS. (Uff, thanks!)

11. On a Swedish chainsaw:
- DO NOT STOP THE SIERRA WITH THE HANDS OR LEGS. (There would have thought it!)

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stupid things we do when we are afraid; w;

stupid things we do when we fear:

Humans are not prepared for fear, we know we do not behave with dignity. There is more to see how many stupid things we do when we are afraid.
Because let's see, you are at night in bed and hear a strange noise, what are you doing? I covers the sheet! Very good! What is it, the sheet is bulletproof? What if is a bad with a knife is not going to get through, you are going to turn the page? Man, please! What
when we get to look under the bed? Man, we already have an age! Moreover, assuming a murderer under the bed, looking forward what? That kills you before! Okay, great. Can you imagine that one day we were to meet someone under the bed? What would we say?:
- Good nocheeees ... What? Killing, right?
- A veeer ... you have to win the lentils.
- But man! Exit there is going to be cold. Walk, climb, which will take much fuzz asthma. Kill me in bed, it will be more comfortable.
Another stupid reaction to fear is to look in the closet, already the last straw. Because, let's see will anyone be a man in the closet? But if the day sheets do not know where to put all the clothes, how is going to get a guy in there?
Another situation. You hear a strange noise at home and get up, acojonao, in his underwear, and questions: - Is there anybody there? But what do you think that if someone is going to answer? The best is when you come to the conclusion that if someone can only be behind the bathroom door, because otherwise you have already registered and what are you doing? Came round slowly, mostly so that if there is someone, give you pleasure. Ay! Another
. Vas a car and, suddenly, the driver begins to run as if it was Carlos Sainz, but without Carlos Sainz, and you terrified. What are you doing? Typically, to protect yourself: you hold the plastic Asita is above the door. And can be printed if you want, your going to Asita caught ... In this situation, what mothers do is grab the bag and put it forward, as if an airbag.
And when you bike down a slope and what is packed? What is wrong with you? Remove feet from pedals. Very good, very smart! When you lose control of everything, also loose hands off the handlebars. That's right. But what do you think will happen? ", You gonna fly as ET?
When we going to get a shot, what do we do? Put the **** so hard that the needle bounces. We know that it hurts more, but we can not help it. And is that fear leads us to make an idiot after another: you have to go down to the garage and no light. Start thinking about ghosts or whether there will be someone hiding and what are you doing? Sing. Fear, I have fear, you do not know very biebebeben! That is, given more data. Launches a flare.
What happens if you walk down the street and suddenly you see someone and think you are going to hold? As you move the sidewalk. Surely if a mugger will think: "******, another who has crossed my sidewalk, what nochecita am. "But why do this? What is it, that the robbers only dock on the sidewalk of the pairs?
Ay! The other day I was in the elevator with a woman he did not know anything and suddenly the elevator was a stranger, "Brramb." And what did the lady? "Hold me! is a typical reaction of women. must think that men do not fall when you pick up a lift.
not forget that together with our stupid reactions are those that have the body for its own account. One of them is shaking. If for example there is a thief in the house and hide under a blanket, the man has no trouble finding it. We get as a mobile vibrator position.
Another stupid reaction is to stay paralyzed. If a car comes toward you and is about to atropellarte, this is all what happens to your body, be still. More reactions the body has its own: scream. Of course, very logical. If you're frying an egg and pan turns you on what you think of? Scream. You get to scream like a madman: - That I burn the eggs! And If another person joins you with their cries: - That you burn the eggs! But what do we want? "Turn off the heat to shout? Man, please

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Practical Guide whether these drunk

Symptom: Feet cold and wet
Cause: Glass is being caught in wrong angle
Solution: Turn the glass so that the open this up


Symptom : Feet warm and wet
Cause: You Meast his pants
Solution: Go to the bathroom to dry off more next


Symptom: The opposite wall is full of lights
Cause: You left
parrot back Solution: Position your body at 90 degrees to the ground


Symptom: Your mouth is full of butts
cigarette Cause: You left in the ashtray mouth
Solution: Spit and tomato all good piscola


Symptom: The floor is blurred
Cause: You're looking through the glass vacuum
Solution: Help yourself more piscola


Symptom: The floor is moving
Cause: You're being dragged
Solution: Ask where they take you at least


Symptom: People dressed in green
Cause: These prisoner at the station
Solution: Apologize to the Pacos for having shown the diuca


Symptom: Severe pain in the slit
Cause: You're out the comisería, Pelras after you put the
Pacos.
Solution: Go back to the club


Symptom: Multiple Reflection of faces staring at you intently from the water
Cause: You are in the cup, trying to throw
Solution: Get your fingers in the throat


Symptom: People talk about producing eco
Cause: You have the vessel in the ear
Solution: Stop clowning


Symptom: My brother is moving a lot, people dress in white and the music is very repetitive

Cause: These in an ambulance
Solution: Do not move. Possible coma


Symptom: Your father will look ugly and your brothers are much changed
Cause: You were wrong house
Solution: Ask if you can direct to yours


Symptom: A huge disco light blinds you
Cause: Those on the street and is day
Solution: Coffee, toast and a cigarette

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I for my part I probe and if I guess the names of all people into thinking o_o

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9 DANGEROUS PHRASES WOMEN USING THE

1.) OK: This is the word women use to end an argument when they decided are right and you're a moron. ****************


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2.) FIVE MINUTES: a) If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour, but ... b) If you asked your help in something, they are exactly five minutes. *****************





3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be fully alert. The discussions that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see point 1). ****************





4.) NO PROBLEM, DO NOT FORWARD "? -DO NOT BOTHER ME : It's a challenge, certainly not permit you to do what they are planning. Do not even think it! If you do, taz kaada! [Oupz!]





************** 5.) Loud Sigh: Actually, the breath is a word, but men usually do not understand. A loud sigh means she thinks you're ztupiDo and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing about nothing (see point 3
to understand the meaning of nothing.) *****************



6.) OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make a man. That's okay means she wants to think before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ***************





7.) THANKS: If a woman is thanking you, do not ask, do not be surprised, no doubt, just say ANYTHING and get the q xD nah did not
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8.) or ME DA SAME SAME : The female form send to *****! ******************

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9.) HOW or WHERE YOU WANT ... Another dangerous statement, meaning another challenge: to see if you can guess what she wants and do it. If not guess, you're lost and you say OK (see point 1). She will then measure how much you know her or how much value their wishes are not explicit.

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