Huntington Beach Glory Hole

basic instructions (for dummies) xD

This is a good collection some absolutely authoritative instructions displayed on the labels of various consumer products:

1. In a box of Dove soap:
- INDICATIONS NORMAL USE AS SOAP. (How do I use normal soap ... NO

...?) 2. In some Findus frozen foods:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost FIRST. (But just a suggestion ...)

3. The Savory brand Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
- NOT TO RETURN TO CONTAINER. (Ooooh, too late! This I love ...)

4. In a package of a Rowenta iron:
- DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. (No Comments)

5. In manual keyboard Keyboard XP RAZOR:
- IF YOUR KEYBOARD DOES NOT WORK, WRITE AN E-MAIL TO :.... ("How do I write an email ******? ¿Smoke signals?)

6. In a cough syrup for children:
- NO drive car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medicine. (Damn, that child exploitation ended years ago!)

7. On a Korean kitchen knife:
- IMPORTANT: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND PETS. ("But what the Koreans have pets?)

8. In the case of a TV Waut TV340:
- BEFORE Watching a program switch on. (Pussy !!... "what is your to eat a stew, not before you take it out of the can?)

9. In a strip of Christmas lights made in China:
- ONLY FOR USE IN OR OUTSIDE. (Ojo, inside or outside !!... these Chinese and their dimensions of space / time ...)

10. In a package of dried fruit from American Airlines:
- INSTRUCTIONS: TO OPEN THE PACKET, EAT THE DRIED FRUITS. (Uff, thanks!)

11. On a Swedish chainsaw:
- DO NOT STOP THE SIERRA WITH THE HANDS OR LEGS. (There would have thought it!)