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Other Ćosić es.

I leave this comment by Jose Maria Bermudez de Castro, codirector of Atapuerca.

"The publication of the species Homo antecessor in 1997 in the journal Science included an additional conclusion hugely important for understanding the evolution of the genus Homo over the past half million years. The highly modern aspect called the face of the Gran Dolina Boy made us think, as a working hypothesis that Homo antecessor species could be the common ancestor of Neanderthals (Homo neanderthalensis) and current populations (Homo sapiens). This common ancestor looking for a couple of decades and, of course, there were candidates to fill the central role of human evolution.

Our hypothesis was not widely accepted, nay, I almost dare to think that the initial credibility of the species was hampered by this proposal as bold. Do not forget that Neanderthals have a clear European origin, with roots that could reach 600,000 years old (they are the quintessential European.) On the contrary, our species originated in Africa about 200,000 years, according to both genetic predictions as to the evidence in the fossil record. So, if true, our hypothesis should consider the following scenario: Homo antecessor formed in Africa. A portion of the population migrated to Europe to give rise to the Neanderthals, while another part of the population in Africa was to evolve into our species. Too complicated and unconvincing to the vast majority of colleagues.

Fossils of Homo antecessor obtained in subsequent campaigns (2003-2007) suggest a Eurasian origin of this kind, in other words, it appears that Homo antecessor not from Africa but could be formed in very remote in the extreme western Eurasia, judging by the findings made at the site of the Sima del Elefante (1.2 million years). Thus, it is increasingly difficult to establish a relationship with our species Homo antecessor.

To further complicate things, we have confirmed that a few of Homo antecessor dental characters also appear in later European populations, including Neanderthals. So the kind of Gran Dolina if I could have some phylogenetic relationship with them, but not necessarily direct. What action to take? At this time, and with the available data it is reasonable to think that Homo antecessor was formed in Europe long ago and that has a certain, distant kinship with the common ancestor Neanderthals and modern populations. The identity of this ancestor would be established, but more reasonable geographic location could be in the Near East, a true crossroads between Africa and Eurasia. And there we are. "

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【Vocaloid】 【Dark Woods Circus Sub. Spanish】

Hellooooo!

Hahaha remember the songs you promised? Well here's one: 3

Dark Woods Circus * or *

I tell if something looks this song is scary very good! and some sad uu

Starring:

Hatsune Miku

Rin and Len Kagamine

Shion Kaito

Enjoy!

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you remember Fox Kids?

This post is for remember the great fox kids channel in the nines in many given us many memories and entertainment

By the way Fox Kids was a TV made by a partnership between Saban Entertainment Inc. and News Corporation. In 2001 the company sold the company to Disney in January 2005 changed the name of the channel Jetix.

Fox Kids itself was originally founded on September 8, 1990, with a programming block of two hours of FOX with a program of cartoons, but in 1996 the U.S. Fox Children's Entertainment and the company of Haim Saban, Saban Entertainment Inc. merged, giving rise to the channel. Its Latin American version started in 1994 and is also a section FOX. Then pass to become its own channel in 1996. In the U.S., Fox Kids was held as a block of four hours Saturday's morning in the network of air channels Fox until its demise in September 2002 to make way for Fox Box, and today the 4Kids TV segment.


their blocks were:
Here are some programming blocks that were issued by the channel:

Girl Power Block
which aired in the morning and included cartoons for girls as Can teeth, three spies without limit and Angela Anaconda, was issued from 2001 to 2002, when for lack of hearing the block disappeared, although some of the series is broadcast on channel continued until the change of name to Jetix.

Anime Invasion Block
which aired in the afternoon and included only Japanese animation like Pokemon (As the largest and most successful, only in Spain) Monster Rancher, Shaman King (only in Latin America, Spain was issued in CartoonNetwork), Super Piggy (Tonde Buurin), Flint the time detective, Digimon, Shinzo, Mon Knights of the World, Kirby, Transformers, Beyblade, Medabots, DinoZaurs, Patlabor, Kid Muscle, Megaman NT Warrior, Spiderman, Spiderman Unlimited, Hwy. (Analogous to what was Toonami on Cartoon Network). Released in 2001, was one of the most durable blocks, as they continued broadcasting even after the change to Jetix, the block was finally removed in 2006. Jetix premiered in block B-Daman and Pucca.

Insomnia
Block that was broadcast on the evening (after 0:00) and included new and classic programs like The Three Stooges, The Fox, Mortadelo and Philemon, The Addams Family, Batman and Dilbert. This block aired from 2001 to 2002, also disappeared due to lack of audience.

Mysteria
Block starting from 22:00 and that incluyia programs such as The College of the black hole, Wicked Science, and chills. Also released in 2001, and the block also continued to broadcast even after the change to Jetix, until he finally retired in 2007.

some animated series issued:
Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm
This series was about the invasion of Emperor Shao Kahn into the realm of the earth (video game history MK3). But was reached that it was "after" Kung Lao MK3 and that was not there (When you win the game with Liu Kang in his final phrase appears to win the tournament but had to pay with the death of his friend Kung Lao.


x-men-Men is an animated series that premiered on October 31, 1992 (season 1993-1994) by the signal block Fox as part of program "Fox Kids", issued on Saturday morning, and had an animated series as The World of Bobby, and Living with Louie, and program of action as VR Troopers, directed at children.


spider-man Spider-Man was one of the U.S. TV series starring the Marvel Comics superhero Spider-Man. The series is based in the life of Peter Parker, after it has been transformed into Spider-Man. The series also develops love life with Mary Jane Watson, as well as Spider-Man relationship with the press. Season 1 is based primarily on the presentation of villains like the Lizard, Mysterio and Doctor Octopus. A remarkable fact is the appearance of alien simbioide would give Peter Parker a black suit, he would reject and then join Eddie Brock to form Venom, one of the most dangerous enemies Spider-Man managed to win.

Digimon Adventure
Digimon Adventure is the first TV series Digimon franchise, which tells a story centered in 7 children in Japan, which are transported to the Digital World to save, reaching the island File (file name means Island). You will find both their peers and their Digivice Digimon (digital devices). They were later joined by the eighth child chosen as the series progresses.

I hope you remember some old animated series kis times TT
Animated Series Latin America and Spain issued

Inspector Gadget (1996 - 1997)
Mortal Kombat: Defenders Of The Realm (1996 - 1997)
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1996 - 2000)
Fantastic 4 (1997 - 2001)
Chills (1996 - 2004)
X-Men: The Animated Series (1996 - 2001)
The Tick: The Animated Series (The Tick) (1996 - 1998)
SpiderMan: The Animated Series (1996 - 1998, 2001)
Power Rangers Zeo (1996 - 1999) Masked Rider
( 1996 - 1998)
Gargoyles (1997 - 2003)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation (1997-1998)
The Adventures of Sam and Max (1997)
Toonsylvania (1997 - 1999)
Power Rangers: Turbo (1997 - 2000)
The Odd Couple (1997 - 1998)
Godzilla: The Series (1998 - 2000)
The Adventures of Jungle Book (1998)
Young Hercules (1998)
Secrets Archives Spy Dogs (1998 - 2000)
Wishbone (1998-2001)
Power Rangers: In Space (1998 - 2001)
Masked Rider (1998 - 2001)
The Secret World of Alex Mack (1998 - 2001)
NASCAR Racers (1999 - 2001)
Oggy and the Cockroaches
Beast Wars (1999)
Transformers (1999 - 2000)
Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy (1999 - 2001)
Teletubbies (only in Spain)
The New Woody Woodpecker Show (1999 - 2003)
Buurin (1999 - 2001)
Digimon Adventure (2000 - 2002)
Action Man (2000 - 2001)
Digimon Adventure 02 (2002 - 2004)
Kong: The Animated Series (2000 - 2002)
Monster Rancher (2000 - 2002)
Power Rangers: Light Speed \u200b\u200b(2000 - 2004)
Crayon Shin-Chan (2000 - 2003)
Knights Sun World (2000 - 2003)
Patlabor (2000 - 2002)

Shinzo Kid Muscle (2001 - 2002) Can
Teeth (2001)
Angela Anaconda (2001)
El Zorro (2001-2002 )
Batman (2001 - 2002)
Dilbert (2001 - 2002)
The Three Stooges (2001 - 2002)
Mortadelo and Philemon (2001 - 2002)
Power Rangers: Time Force (2001 - 2004)
Heavy Gear (2001 - 2004)
Angela Anaconda (2001 - 2004) Transformers

Medabots New Generation (2002 - 2005)
Power Rangers: Wild Force (2002 - 2004)
Digimon Tamers ( 2002 - 2003)
Pokémon (2002 - present) (only in Spain)
Twin Troubles
Beyblade
The Adventures of Shirley Holmes Kid Muscle

Air Squadron (2003)
Shaman King (2003 - 2005)
Transformers: Armada (2003 - 2004) (Jetix continued to transmit for Transformers Cybertron).
Power Rangers: Ninja Storm (2003 - 2004)
Ends Ducks (2003)
Fun With Andy (2003 - 2006)
Moville Mysteries (2003-2004)
black hole's College (2003 - 2006 )
Digimon Frontier (2003 - 2004)
Fairly OddParents (2003-present) (the new episodes are not broadcast on Nickelodeon Jetix but in both Latin America and Spain).
Power Rangers: Dino Thunder (2004)
Kirby (2004)
Rebelde Way (2004)
Ninja Turtles (2004)
Totally Spies (2005)
Megaman NT Warrior (2005)

Waaa that reduerdos not? ^ ^

for me T_T I miss the old days that since Fox Kids was changed to Jetix and began to disgust me -.- programming, that before had a variety of programs (and anime) now every time I see Disney XD (note the xD) always are happening:

Kid Cat VS

Los Padrinos magicos

Zecher and Luter

And the most repeated (if more than the padrinos magicos) Pucca -_-

to me it seems that Disney XD is just the garbage dump that Disney are now broadcasting the old programs and movies from Disney in this new channel

Although it would be nice to at least return to give a series that always was my favorite

remember:

's So Raven

For me that was one of the best Disney programs that repeated episodes but they were always fun for me

TwT

I say goodbye ^ - ^ b

ODCS : The Series to remember the mark achieved in green.

Images refresher * o *

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16 Signs of falling in love * o *

Wolas again ^ ^ bloggers

Infatuation .... God tell me not to love who ever xD

So here I bring these 16 signs of falling in love:

signals

Infatuation

1. Whenever you see your photo you stare at your eyes.
2. When you hang up after talking with him / her strange conversation with that person even when it was only 2 minutes.
3. You read their text messages or e-mail again and again.
4. You walk really slow when you're with her.
5. You always feel shy / or your side.
6. When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.
7. You smile when you hear his voice
8. When I / you see, you can not see anyone else because all you see is him / her.
9. start listening to slow songs while thinking about him / her.
10. He / She is the only thing I think
11. You get high just you recognize the smell.
12. You always smile to yourself (or) when you think of him / her.
13. do anything for him / her or to see it (a).
14. When you read this message, there was one person on your mind all the time ...
15. were so entertaining that person thinking that notastes the number twelve.
16. just uploaded to see what the number 12 and now you're laughing at Hush now, make a wish, you know you want.

Hehe I think you will have been most ^ ^ confirmed something

Sayooo (There Mier ..) say Greetings! ^ - ^ "

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Just be friends - Megurine Luka [Spanish Subtitles]

Wolas! Bloggers ^ ^

I bring is a song that is sticky and painful at the same time I believe the majority has gone through this u_u

Discusses a relationship gone bad, and that despite

of loving and love both decide to be separated

knowing that one of the two suffers more than the other

and the only output have is to remain friends and nothing

more than that u_u

Care to understand the song!

- The girl who sings this song is actually a computer program, really amazing!

- Contains English and Japanese parties but this subtitled English

- The translation should be in the masculine that the song is from the standpoint of the boy but the singer is still Luka

- It is believed that Japanese people who are destined to live together are connected with a red bow

- Enjoy: D

Just Be Friends - Megurine Luka

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How to clean a cd with a banana

very simple system to fix those scratched CD or DVD that we cast aside at home. The system is very simple, which is placed here as a read below

Ingredients:

* A * A banana peel banana

* Cotton fabric * glass cleaner or glass

Preparation
1. Take a CD / DVD for scratches or small imperfections
2. Cut a banana and rub in circular form on the surface of CD / DVD
3. Using banana peel (the inside), clean the CD / DVD. The wax shell will help refine and clean the disc surface.
4. Take a piece of clean cotton cloth and a circular (gently, but pressing) the surface of CD / DVD. Do this for 3 or 4 minutes.
5. Finally, use glass cleaner and wipe the disk completely.

Ready! Your CD / DVD should be completely smooth, clean and free of scratches.

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Classes


holydays:

We're almost in August -.-

So I started to think about how serious this new school year

thought And do not think this year is so bad

After all I think these were the holydays that but I changed or that marked my life more o_o

Although this new year will be worse and harder than the previous it only gives me energy to get up early the first day class is:

-wear the uniform not know why but the first day is exciting to put it on

-Brand new sports uniform: Sip this year we have a new uniform for Edu. Physical and at first I thought -.- but it was ugly after buying I found it was more beautiful than I expected OWOB

-see my friends @ s: This is almost all reunited with people who make all days of classes are fun

-Looking Face 'sleep Other : almost always the first day which no I stayed up late waiting for the day before the start of classes so it is important to try to look good the first day

-see how the rest : much mental as physical sometimes after a well deserved holydays people change as a simple haircut and a change in personality

New -class lounge : Something that always excites us is a new place where we spend all year ... I hope it's a big salon -w-

profes-New : Preferably if one of ¬ 3 ¬ Mathematics

-New Partners: That's what makes you excited someone new a person who may be a new friend or a new enemy

Among other things, but let's face!

Who wants to go back to school!! XD

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12 queries never, repeat never be made to technical service

12 Consultations should never be done.

are some consultations have been done to technical support and I have not really clear whether or not, but hey seen more idiots in person so do not be surprised that this was real.

Some users do not hesitate to call for service at the slightest impact. This a series of incidents that circulate on the network that have left gaping technical support workers.

Case 1
Support: What kind of computer you have?
Customer: A white one.
Support: ... ... ... (silence)

Case 2
Customer: Hello. I can not get the floppy disk.
Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Client: Women; If clear is stuck.
support: That does not sound right, I will take note.
Customer: Do not wait. Had not inserted it. He was still on the table. I'm sorry thanks.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 3
Support: Click on the icon "My Computer" to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my right?
Support .... (Silence).

Case 4
Support: Good morning, how I can help?
Customer: Hello I can not print.
Support: Please click on "start" and
... Customer: Listen, do not start getting technical, I am no expert on computers.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 5
Customer: Hi good afternoon I can not print, every time I try it says "Can not find printer." I've even lifted the printer, put it in front of the monitor, but the computer says he still can not find it.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 6
Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Thank AAAAAAAAAA.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 7
Support: What see on your monitor right now?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend gave me.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 8
Support: Now press f8.
Client: Does not Work.
Support: What exactly did?
Customer: I hit the f eight times as I said, worse, nothing happens.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 9
Customer: My keyboard is not working.
Support: Are you sure you are connected?
Customer: I do not know, I fail to see the back.
Support: Take the keyboard, and ten steps backwards.
Customer: Ok.
Support: Does the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
support: That means the keyboard is not connected. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there is another here. Huy does work.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 10
Support: Your pasword is lowercase "a" scaffold, "V" Victor's capital, the number 7 ... ..
Customer: 7 in capital or lowercase?
Support .... (Silence).

Case 11
Customer: I can not connect to the Internet, key error appears.
Support: Are you sure you are using the correct pasword?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure I saw my husband's writing.
Support: Can you tell me what is the pasword? Customer
: 5 asterisks.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 12
Customer: I have a serious problem. A friend gave me a screen saver, but every time I move the mouse away.
Support .... (Silence).

Source: terra.es

I personally love the 11. xD

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Guess your health by looking nails: O

is easy to identify the health status of a person

looking nails. It is not foolproof, but at least it's interesting to know. Yellow nails

: yellow nails with a white crescent is a symptom of diabetes.

white nails: If the entire nail is white, reflects the poor status of your liver. If the crescent is white, you may have anemia. The half white or pink nail indicates problems in your kidneys.

blue nails: indicates poor blood circulation and oxygenation problems.

A red nail: There are two possibilities: a bacterial infection, or less often a symptom of heart problems. Nail

concave may mean that your body is lacking in iron. Brittle nails

: usually show problems of rheumatism or poor general health.

ridged nails: indicate that you lack vitamin B. Striae

color: a black or brown vertical stripe is a symptom of a malignant mole.

But do not leave with doubt, better go to your doctor if you notice any changes in your nails.

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Stand in front of a microwave while it is using is dangerous?

NO, not just going to cook your food. All microwave ovens sold in the United States must comply with the regulations of the Food and Drug Administration, claiming that these have no radiation leaks. If the doors close easily and are not bent or warped, it's no problem, but even if the radiation escaped, would be minimal as you become a main dish for dinner.

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The origin of the letter H: o

Hi everyone!

How are you? "I hope very well ^ ^

a letter that is of more, you could say that nothing else takes place. But it has its origin interesante.Aqui I leave the info.



The H derived from the Hebrew letter Heth, which in Semitic languages \u200b\u200bmeans "closed" so has the middle bar.

Here is a map of their writing in their variations.

original size 600x395. Click here to expand.

The letter H is not a consonant, but only an aspiration. Sometimes the moves are in the front row, taking the place where he had an F in latín.También is found near the C, to represent the CH sound. Formerly stood by the P, to describe the sound of F (Φ) in Latin words borrowed from Greek (eg philosofía of φιλοσοφία) or with a T to describe the sound of the letter Θ (eg theologia of θεολογία). Aspiration is a force that gives rise to a letter breath. It's like when you eat garlic, and want to check your breath and say Ahh.

There is a saying in English that reads "dot the Is and cross the Ts", ie "to point to the Is and cross the Ts" and refers to the previous arrangements are made before sending manuscripts. In italics, almost all letters can be written without lifting the pen from the paper. But require lifting the pen doodles and backing to decorate the letters (to dot the i and crossing t). The Greek accent had three classes: soft or sweet spirit (`), strong or rough spirit (') and the circumflex or double (^). The Greeks used them to help foreigners to pronounce the words correctly. The Romans did not use accents. They used the letter h to make a vacuum in their manuscripts, without lifting the pen from the paper.

Its name comes from the French hache Castilian, and the HACA Late Latin, from turn of classical Latin name / ha: / but with an increase, since the sound / h / was left to say and sounded so exactly as the name of the A and H: / a /.

That's it!
Greetings!
Sayonara!

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Luis writes: D. ....

bloggers Holas: D

I come to give the news that the blog Luis writes go through some changes now.

Depending on the time of the year change the colors used in the background and the letters of the articles.

During the remainder of this month (until the return to classes u_u) will be used orange and their different shades.

also be will realize that now is a picture with the title and characters in the header of page .

I hope this idea of \u200b\u200bthe changes it ^.....^

~~~~~~~~ Sayo: D (or goodbye to those who do not understand , D)

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The Origin of Smiley:)

Hello!

How are you? "I hope very well ^ ^

The smiley is known around the world for the simplicity of its lines and the special meaning as it has.

SMILEY



Here 's some info:

A smiley (English to smile,' smile ') is a schematic representation of a smiling face, most sometimes yellow, with black dots for eyes and half circle showing an expression of utter and complete happiness. It is sometimes used "smiley" as synonymous with emoticon, although it is not (not all are emoticons smileys).

Harvey Ball, creator



History

Invention and representation

In 1963, the State Mutual Life Insurantes in Worcester, Massachusetts (insurance company), acquired another insurance company, the Guarantee Mutual Company of Ohio.

This merger created the natural depression in the workforce by fears of layoffs and restructuring inevitable. The management of the new company decided to do an internal campaign Marketing campaign creating friendship. This entailed a new employee handbook and rules among which included an order to smile during work hours, when talking on the phone, receiving customers, etc.

No marketing campaign without design, so the company hired graphic designer Harvey Ball. Note that it took about ten minutes to create the now famous smiling face, charging only $ 45.

At first we did not attempt to make the image a registered trademark, and later fell into the public domain.

Transcendence

The drawing was popularized in the early 1970's by two brothers, Bernard and Murray Spain, who, not being associated with any company, took advantage in a campaign to sell novelty items. The two produced buttons as well as coffee mugs, shirts, bumper stickers and many other items emblazoned with the symbol and the legend "Have a nice day" (Have a nice day), invented by Murray. In 1972 there were an estimated 50 million smiley buttons across the United States, from which point fashion began to decline.

The smiley was one of the main icons adopted by the culture of acid house dance music that emerged in late 1980. Especially in the UK, the logo was especially associated with the underground dance culture with the drug Ecstasy.

There have been variations such as reverse the shape of the mouth to get a sad face. The symbol has been satirized with a smile and three dots (a mutant) and was reborn as Microsoft Bob software image and the campaign of Asda Wal-Mart and Rolling Back Prices ("Returning to past prices).

The smiley has become an essential part of Internet culture, with animated GIFs and other graphic representations, as well as the ubiquitous textual smiley :-) or:). Hence arose the other emoticons. It has also been used for the printable version of the ASCII characters 1 and 2 (a 'white' the other 'black') in the default font for the IBM PC and subsequent machines compatible. 9786 Unicode character (U +263 A WHITE SMILING FACE ☺) is a smiley, like the 9787 (U +263 B ☻ BLACK SMILING FACE). There is also the 9785 (U +2639 ☹ frowning WHITE FACE).

In May 2002, Luke Helder, an American of 21 years, Smiley tried to play a homemade bomb. His first 16 bombs formed circles, the first in Nebraska and the second on the border between Illinois and Iowa, with their eyes. Two other bombs in Texas and Colorado were apparently the beginning of the smile. However, Helder was stopped before reaching completion.

Source: Smiley - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Personal Comment: What amazes me is that the operator only won $ 45, well actually the smiley is not so hard to draw, but his success would have to be Ball better known.

Clearing Blocked Arteries

mosquitoes Why not let us sleep?

mosquitoes Why not let us sleep?

ever happened to them which are asleep, and a mosquito circling passes close to your ear and emits a sound so upset that he does not let you sleep? It

have wondered why this happens and why it always have to roam around your face?

xD Here is some general knowledge:

The annoying buzz of the mosquito is due to the flapping rate of about 240 times per second, created in the air these vibrations we perceive and do not let us sleep.

But not all species produce the drone. Some are relatively large, so that their wings do not cause this chillidoya moving slower. Others are very small, and their wings move so fast that its frequency is inaudible to us.


Why fly so close to our ears?

female mosquitoes (only females feed on Sange) detect their food source by three factors:

• humidity (which almost always represents sweat, ie smell)
• body heat emission of carbon dioxide breathing.

Most people sleep with their bodies covered by the blanket, exposing the head, where exactly are issued three pointers mosquito looking for. So it is not specifically looking for the ear, but incidentally passing by.

Source: Trails Things

Comment:
really gave me very funny when I read the note, and I've spent nights of anger by mosquitoes. But all is that our body releases all calls for them to come.

worth mentioning that not all female mosquitoes feed on blood, some take nectar.

Greetings! ; D

Write Retirement Cake

Ladies .....

Here I give you things typical of "old ladies" xD

is long but worth *---*
(1) ladies who fall asleep with the novel, but when you wake up channel.
(2) Ladies you answer "God willing" when you say "tomorrow".
(3) Ladies give everything ringtones dancing in Telecinco.
(4) Ladies get into the sea only to pee.
(5) Ladies who argue to see who is sicker.
(6) Ladies say "oyoyoyoyoyoyoy" when they hear gossip.
(7) Ladies gown crossing every time they say something important.
(8) Ladies sweeping the sidewalk in their homes and throw a bucket of water after ...
(9) Ladies wear a bag over his head when it rains.
(10) Ladies free swimming head wet to avoid damaging the hair.
(11) Ladies knickers saved the best for when you go to the doctor.
(12) Ladies fight over candy in the parade of kings ...
(13) Ladies left to "get going."
(14) Ladies when they hear a phone on TV think it's the house.
(15) Ladies who eat 'cocretas', 'mondarinas' and 'meatballs'.
(16) Ladies who go by the middle of the sidewalk and do not let pass easily.
(17) Ladies who do not know and comment outraged that takes the bus.
(18) Ladies say on the news that his neighbor murderer "always greeted."
(19) Ladies pasodobles dance together in the Village Party.
(20) Ladies solve everything with sayings.
(21) Ladies who believe that clapping to the beat of the music, but no.
(22) Ladies who say "I do not say anythin ..." and then say it.
(23) Ladies who sigh when you sit or stand.
(24) Ladies who sing high mass.
(25) Ladies, when are going slower than walking.
(26) Ladies who give time.
(27) Ladies malmeten against other women.
(28) Ladies who follow all the advice to "Learn to Live" and now they are immortal.
(29) Ladies sit by your side while the bus is empty.
(30) Ladies to keep the purse and / or the tissue in the bra or the armpit.
(31) Ladies that stick and push to get something for free.
(32) Ladies will stop walking and dry to dramatize the conversation.
(33) Ladies who say that the child is beautiful when it is is fat.
(34) Ladies who say "Oh Lord, take me soon!"
(35) Ladies slam to put off the car and asked "did I lock it?".
(36) Ladies wipe out the centerpieces of flowers after a wedding.
(37) Ladies that curse
DTT (38) Ladies who begin every sentence with "You know that ..." or "in my day ..."
(39) Ladies who fear that your purchase is his goal in the super tape.
(40) Ladies take you eyes with the umbrella.
(41) Ladies vessels with Nutella and homemade dishes.
(42) Ladies go arm in arm in group insurmountable barriers.
(43) Ladies who paint the teeth y. .. pass the lips.
(44) Ladies go out to the middle of the road to see if the bus comes.
(45) Ladies who ask "What about you who you are?"
(46) Ladies who wet the handkerchief their saliva and cleanse you face.
(47) Ladies who complain because their husbands not "take"
(48) Ladies stick out their tongues when the priest gives the bread
(49) Ladies open their gifts without breaking the paper and then save
( 50) Ladies slip in line at the supermarket.
(51) Ladies splicing Ana Rosa Quintana Wheel of Fortune.
(52) Ladies go on TV and ask "What about this when you leave?"
(53) Ladies with crumpled hair behind after a siesta.
(54) Ladies who go to the seashore and rested his hands on his hip
(55) Ladies who don the unused coat sleeves.
(56) Ladies tits gets pounded by fanning.
(57) Ladies who collect gifts from the bank.
(58) Ladies tupperwares carried just in case not all the food.
(59) Ladies you fry an egg if you get hungry.
(60) Ladies who play Parcheesi and quintuplet.
(61) Ladies throw late in the ambulance.
(62) Ladies who suffer when the market needed a job.
(63) Ladies of all that talk is of drugs and pain.
(64) Ladies gossip while picking up children at school or while doing aerobics.
(65) Ladies who put his hand on the cheeks when they hear gossip.
(66) Ladies calling the fruit "prettier" when you go shopping.
(67) Ladies who go to the hairdresser to read gossip magazines.
(68) Ladies who think that by going out in sweats are jogging.
(69) Ladies who are offended by hearing the word ""... and have 8 children.
(70) Ladies get pushed into the first mass to the basket.
(71) Ladies who take the chair to the door of his house in summer to form their own Sálvame Deluxe.
(72) Ladies who laugh loudly.
(73) Ladies you are stopped on the street to tell life (usually when you hurry).
(74) Ladies that come with their grandchildren so that the arm caught because "if you do not fall."
(75) Ladies who argue with answering machines.
(76) Ladies who study the elasticity of the cheeks.
(77) Ladies talking in pesetas.
(78) Ladies prepare lentils for three days.
(79) Ladies are like velociraptors when you open a new box in the supermarket.
(80) Ladies who fall asleep in the middle of the movie and then not want to acknowledge.
(81) Ladies pasodobles dancing alone with his hand on her belly.
(82) Ladies speak for themselves and look at you to give them conversation.
(83) Ladies involving the remote control in plastic.
(84) Ladies who are sitting at the bus stop waiting and just when you go up, it pushes you almost skidded past you and on top says "Hey, I was before ... The youth no longer respect anything"
(85) Ladies you're given 15 kisses in a row in the same cheek.
(86) Ladies clínex used are stored in the sleeve of the jacket or coat.
(87) Ladies who miss the PTA because they are not accustomed to "leur".
(88) Ladies leaf that when they suck their thumbs.
(89) Ladies shake the tablecloth out the window and pull the control of the TV.
(90) ladies who feed the pigeons in case one is the Holy Spirit.
(91) Ladies who enter discount stores like orcs of Mordor.
(92) Ladies unaware of notes and put everything in Scrap-metal.
(93) Ladies black bananas that give you the inside ensuring that well.
(94) Ladies who visit the guise of Captain Warner Pescanova.
(95) Ladies who dine at the snack time.
(96) Ladies are going to do "Mandaa" or "lies" when they want you to know where to go.
(97) Ladies applaud when they move the meat of the arms.
(98) Ladies crushed 40 loaves of bread to choose yours.
(99) young ladies who watch and think back on after they have got up early.
(100) Ladies go shopping in house slippers (sandals)

Kate From Kates Playground Masterbate

Analizis: Why did the chicken cross the road?


PRIMARY TEACHER:
Because I wanted to get across.

secondary school teachers:
Although the explanation, dear beasts, can not understand.

Plato:
For it was in pursuit of the good and harmony.

ARISTOTLE:
is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability
and dialectics. MARTIN LUTHER KING

:
I have a dream. I see a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.

MOSES:
And God came down from heaven and said the chicken cross the road. And the chicken crossed the road, and everyone rejoiced.

FERNANDO DE LA RUA:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Machiavelli:
The issue is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive.

FREUD:
The fact that you are concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your sexual insecurity: Oedipus Poultry.

BILL GATES: I have just released the
MSChicken 2002, not only cross roads, but they lay eggs, file your important documents and frame your work.

DARWIN:
Over long periods of time, the chickens have been naturally selected in such a way that they now have a genetic disposition to cross roads.

EINSTEIN:
The if chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of
side of the road the chicken was threatening its dominant position in the market. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the skills needed to meet the competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnership relationship with the client, helped the chicken redesigning its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration method (MIA), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the mind, process and technology of chicken in support of its overall strategy within a framework Program Management.

BUDDHA: Asking
that denies your own chicken nature. ADVERTISING


Where EDITORIAL PROFILE said "The chicken crossed the road" should have read "Business Mazzorin impure"

COVER PART OF NATION
would a chicken cross the road.

TITLE PAGE 12 Ready
chicken. PEOPLE


The last light of dusk illuminated the desolate countryside. Light. A destination. Solitude. The chicken looked up as if seeking an answer to all your questions. In the distance, a little house in sheets. No car at that hour crossing Route 68, which connects with Batan Necochea. The chicken knew that this was the moment. Shaking off the lethargy of
walked feathers decided, set foot on the tarmac, and then another and another and another (how many feet will it have?). He was proud. I knew I was to achieve the impossible. I thought of the win. In the glory. In fame. Why not see that truck without lights. Why not hear the engine noise dilapidated Ford. O GLOBO


Mayor frango do mundo got through to Rodovia


LE MONDE Les Consequences pour l'Amerique latine sont encore to provide: a poulet est arrive to traverse the route sans blesures. XXIII


Menem and chicken: the dark corridors of this improper relationship. What's behind the business of the roads? Exclusive report: hens and chicks receiving corn from the State. Who are those who take the eggs? FACES


All the privacy of the chicken: "JUST NEED A LOVE FOR MY SUCCESS IS FULL
." PREMIERE


Infomail. PREMIERE ... Infomail ... ordered the chicken and crossed ... that bastard chicken ...
and note that we had anticipated a month ago ... * If the post ... us ... greetings to the other chickens who watch on TV *) JOSEPH

sophism
All chickens cross roads. The chicken crossed the road. Chicken is a road. Bambino Veira

:
The chicken is fine.

CARLOS:
by Dio ! I have already said: the chicken going to be on the side of the street. DESIGNER

IMPSAT 2000
Before you ask, read the ISO-2003 and then call me Chicken. The accessible via the Intranet.

SUPPORT:
I do not see from here you have crossed the street. Chicken and reset if you keep seeing crosses, formatéate eggs. ARGENTINA
TECHNOLOGY COMPANY
or TELCO
It had to take the situation and re-engineering ... The chicken crossed or crossed, it was inevitable ... But do not cut anything from customer service, same quality even without the chicken.