Monday, August 23, 2010

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12 queries never, repeat never be made to technical service

12 Consultations should never be done.

are some consultations have been done to technical support and I have not really clear whether or not, but hey seen more idiots in person so do not be surprised that this was real.

Some users do not hesitate to call for service at the slightest impact. This a series of incidents that circulate on the network that have left gaping technical support workers.

Case 1
Support: What kind of computer you have?
Customer: A white one.
Support: ... ... ... (silence)

Case 2
Customer: Hello. I can not get the floppy disk.
Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Client: Women; If clear is stuck.
support: That does not sound right, I will take note.
Customer: Do not wait. Had not inserted it. He was still on the table. I'm sorry thanks.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 3
Support: Click on the icon "My Computer" to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my right?
Support .... (Silence).

Case 4
Support: Good morning, how I can help?
Customer: Hello I can not print.
Support: Please click on "start" and
... Customer: Listen, do not start getting technical, I am no expert on computers.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 5
Customer: Hi good afternoon I can not print, every time I try it says "Can not find printer." I've even lifted the printer, put it in front of the monitor, but the computer says he still can not find it.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 6
Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Thank AAAAAAAAAA.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 7
Support: What see on your monitor right now?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend gave me.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 8
Support: Now press f8.
Client: Does not Work.
Support: What exactly did?
Customer: I hit the f eight times as I said, worse, nothing happens.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 9

Customer: My keyboard is not working.
Support: Are you sure you are connected?
Customer: I do not know, I fail to see the back.
Support: Take the keyboard, and ten steps backwards.
Customer: Ok.
Support: Does the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
support: That means the keyboard is not connected. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there is another here. Huy does work.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 10
Support: Your pasword is lowercase "a" scaffold, "V" Victor's capital, the number 7 ... ..
Customer: 7 in capital or lowercase?
Support .... (Silence).

Case 11
Customer: I can not connect to the Internet, key error appears.
Support: Are you sure you are using the correct pasword?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure I saw my husband's writing.
Support: Can you tell me what is the pasword? Customer
: 5 asterisks.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 12
Customer: I have a serious problem. A friend gave me a screen saver, but every time I move the mouse away.
Support .... (Silence).

Source: terra.es

I personally love the 11. xD

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