Here I give you things typical of "old ladies" xD
is long but worth *---*
(1) ladies who fall asleep with the novel, but when you wake up channel.
(2) Ladies you answer "God willing" when you say "tomorrow".
(3) Ladies give everything ringtones dancing in Telecinco.
(4) Ladies get into the sea only to pee.
(5) Ladies who argue to see who is sicker.
(6) Ladies say "oyoyoyoyoyoyoy" when they hear gossip.
(7) Ladies gown crossing every time they say something important.
(8) Ladies sweeping the sidewalk in their homes and throw a bucket of water after ...
(9) Ladies wear a bag over his head when it rains.
(10) Ladies free swimming head wet to avoid damaging the hair.
(11) Ladies knickers saved the best for when you go to the doctor.
(12) Ladies fight over candy in the parade of kings ...
(13) Ladies left to "get going."
(14) Ladies when they hear a phone on TV think it's the house.
(15) Ladies who eat 'cocretas', 'mondarinas' and 'meatballs'.
(16) Ladies who go by the middle of the sidewalk and do not let pass easily.
(17) Ladies who do not know and comment outraged that takes the bus.
(18) Ladies say on the news that his neighbor murderer "always greeted."
(19) Ladies pasodobles dance together in the Village Party.
(20) Ladies solve everything with sayings.
(21) Ladies who believe that clapping to the beat of the music, but no.
(22) Ladies who say "I do not say anythin ..." and then say it.
(23) Ladies who sigh when you sit or stand.
(24) Ladies who sing high mass.
(25) Ladies, when are going slower than walking.
(26) Ladies who give time.
(27) Ladies malmeten against other women.
(28) Ladies who follow all the advice to "Learn to Live" and now they are immortal.
(29) Ladies sit by your side while the bus is empty.
(30) Ladies to keep the purse and / or the tissue in the bra or the armpit.
(31) Ladies that stick and push to get something for free.
(32) Ladies will stop walking and dry to dramatize the conversation.
(33) Ladies who say that the child is beautiful when it is is fat.
(34) Ladies who say "Oh Lord, take me soon!"
(35) Ladies slam to put off the car and asked "did I lock it?".
(36) Ladies wipe out the centerpieces of flowers after a wedding.
(37) Ladies that curse
DTT (38) Ladies who begin every sentence with "You know that ..." or "in my day ..."
(39) Ladies who fear that your purchase is his goal in the super tape.
(40) Ladies take you eyes with the umbrella.
(41) Ladies vessels with Nutella and homemade dishes.
(42) Ladies go arm in arm in group insurmountable barriers.
(43) Ladies who paint the teeth y. .. pass the lips.
(44) Ladies go out to the middle of the road to see if the bus comes.
(45) Ladies who ask "What about you who you are?"
(46) Ladies who wet the handkerchief their saliva and cleanse you face.
(47) Ladies who complain because their husbands not "take"
(48) Ladies stick out their tongues when the priest gives the bread
(49) Ladies open their gifts without breaking the paper and then save
( 50) Ladies slip in line at the supermarket.
(51) Ladies splicing Ana Rosa Quintana Wheel of Fortune.
(52) Ladies go on TV and ask "What about this when you leave?"
(53) Ladies with crumpled hair behind after a siesta.
(54) Ladies who go to the seashore and rested his hands on his hip
(55) Ladies who don the unused coat sleeves.
(56) Ladies tits gets pounded by fanning.
(57) Ladies who collect gifts from the bank.
(58) Ladies tupperwares carried just in case not all the food.
(59) Ladies you fry an egg if you get hungry.
(60) Ladies who play Parcheesi and quintuplet.
(61) Ladies throw late in the ambulance.
(62) Ladies who suffer when the market needed a job.
(63) Ladies of all that talk is of drugs and pain.
(64) Ladies gossip while picking up children at school or while doing aerobics.
(65) Ladies who put his hand on the cheeks when they hear gossip.
(66) Ladies calling the fruit "prettier" when you go shopping.
(67) Ladies who go to the hairdresser to read gossip magazines.
(68) Ladies who think that by going out in sweats are jogging.
(69) Ladies who are offended by hearing the word ""... and have 8 children.
(70) Ladies get pushed into the first mass to the basket.
(71) Ladies who take the chair to the door of his house in summer to form their own Sálvame Deluxe.
(72) Ladies who laugh loudly.
(73) Ladies you are stopped on the street to tell life (usually when you hurry).
(74) Ladies that come with their grandchildren so that the arm caught because "if you do not fall."
(75) Ladies who argue with answering machines.
(76) Ladies who study the elasticity of the cheeks.
(77) Ladies talking in pesetas.
(78) Ladies prepare lentils for three days.
(79) Ladies are like velociraptors when you open a new box in the supermarket.
(80) Ladies who fall asleep in the middle of the movie and then not want to acknowledge.
(81) Ladies pasodobles dancing alone with his hand on her belly.
(82) Ladies speak for themselves and look at you to give them conversation.
(83) Ladies involving the remote control in plastic.
(84) Ladies who are sitting at the bus stop waiting and just when you go up, it pushes you almost skidded past you and on top says "Hey, I was before ... The youth no longer respect anything"
(85) Ladies you're given 15 kisses in a row in the same cheek.
(86) Ladies clínex used are stored in the sleeve of the jacket or coat.
(87) Ladies who miss the PTA because they are not accustomed to "leur".
(88) Ladies leaf that when they suck their thumbs.
(89) Ladies shake the tablecloth out the window and pull the control of the TV.
(90) ladies who feed the pigeons in case one is the Holy Spirit.
(91) Ladies who enter discount stores like orcs of Mordor.
(92) Ladies unaware of notes and put everything in Scrap-metal.
(93) Ladies black bananas that give you the inside ensuring that well.
(94) Ladies who visit the guise of Captain Warner Pescanova.
(95) Ladies who dine at the snack time.
(96) Ladies are going to do "Mandaa" or "lies" when they want you to know where to go.
(97) Ladies applaud when they move the meat of the arms.
(98) Ladies crushed 40 loaves of bread to choose yours.
(99) young ladies who watch and think back on after they have got up early.
(100) Ladies go shopping in house slippers (sandals)
(1) ladies who fall asleep with the novel, but when you wake up channel.
(2) Ladies you answer "God willing" when you say "tomorrow".
(3) Ladies give everything ringtones dancing in Telecinco.
(4) Ladies get into the sea only to pee.
(5) Ladies who argue to see who is sicker.
(6) Ladies say "oyoyoyoyoyoyoy" when they hear gossip.
(7) Ladies gown crossing every time they say something important.
(8) Ladies sweeping the sidewalk in their homes and throw a bucket of water after ...
(9) Ladies wear a bag over his head when it rains.
(10) Ladies free swimming head wet to avoid damaging the hair.
(11) Ladies knickers saved the best for when you go to the doctor.
(12) Ladies fight over candy in the parade of kings ...
(13) Ladies left to "get going."
(14) Ladies when they hear a phone on TV think it's the house.
(15) Ladies who eat 'cocretas', 'mondarinas' and 'meatballs'.
(16) Ladies who go by the middle of the sidewalk and do not let pass easily.
(17) Ladies who do not know and comment outraged that takes the bus.
(18) Ladies say on the news that his neighbor murderer "always greeted."
(19) Ladies pasodobles dance together in the Village Party.
(20) Ladies solve everything with sayings.
(21) Ladies who believe that clapping to the beat of the music, but no.
(22) Ladies who say "I do not say anythin ..." and then say it.
(23) Ladies who sigh when you sit or stand.
(24) Ladies who sing high mass.
(25) Ladies, when are going slower than walking.
(26) Ladies who give time.
(27) Ladies malmeten against other women.
(28) Ladies who follow all the advice to "Learn to Live" and now they are immortal.
(29) Ladies sit by your side while the bus is empty.
(30) Ladies to keep the purse and / or the tissue in the bra or the armpit.
(31) Ladies that stick and push to get something for free.
(32) Ladies will stop walking and dry to dramatize the conversation.
(33) Ladies who say that the child is beautiful when it is is fat.
(34) Ladies who say "Oh Lord, take me soon!"
(35) Ladies slam to put off the car and asked "did I lock it?".
(36) Ladies wipe out the centerpieces of flowers after a wedding.
(37) Ladies that curse
DTT (38) Ladies who begin every sentence with "You know that ..." or "in my day ..."
(39) Ladies who fear that your purchase is his goal in the super tape.
(40) Ladies take you eyes with the umbrella.
(41) Ladies vessels with Nutella and homemade dishes.
(42) Ladies go arm in arm in group insurmountable barriers.
(43) Ladies who paint the teeth y. .. pass the lips.
(44) Ladies go out to the middle of the road to see if the bus comes.
(45) Ladies who ask "What about you who you are?"
(46) Ladies who wet the handkerchief their saliva and cleanse you face.
(47) Ladies who complain because their husbands not "take"
(48) Ladies stick out their tongues when the priest gives the bread
(49) Ladies open their gifts without breaking the paper and then save
( 50) Ladies slip in line at the supermarket.
(51) Ladies splicing Ana Rosa Quintana Wheel of Fortune.
(52) Ladies go on TV and ask "What about this when you leave?"
(53) Ladies with crumpled hair behind after a siesta.
(54) Ladies who go to the seashore and rested his hands on his hip
(55) Ladies who don the unused coat sleeves.
(56) Ladies tits gets pounded by fanning.
(57) Ladies who collect gifts from the bank.
(58) Ladies tupperwares carried just in case not all the food.
(59) Ladies you fry an egg if you get hungry.
(60) Ladies who play Parcheesi and quintuplet.
(61) Ladies throw late in the ambulance.
(62) Ladies who suffer when the market needed a job.
(63) Ladies of all that talk is of drugs and pain.
(64) Ladies gossip while picking up children at school or while doing aerobics.
(65) Ladies who put his hand on the cheeks when they hear gossip.
(66) Ladies calling the fruit "prettier" when you go shopping.
(67) Ladies who go to the hairdresser to read gossip magazines.
(68) Ladies who think that by going out in sweats are jogging.
(69) Ladies who are offended by hearing the word ""... and have 8 children.
(70) Ladies get pushed into the first mass to the basket.
(71) Ladies who take the chair to the door of his house in summer to form their own Sálvame Deluxe.
(72) Ladies who laugh loudly.
(73) Ladies you are stopped on the street to tell life (usually when you hurry).
(74) Ladies that come with their grandchildren so that the arm caught because "if you do not fall."
(75) Ladies who argue with answering machines.
(76) Ladies who study the elasticity of the cheeks.
(77) Ladies talking in pesetas.
(78) Ladies prepare lentils for three days.
(79) Ladies are like velociraptors when you open a new box in the supermarket.
(80) Ladies who fall asleep in the middle of the movie and then not want to acknowledge.
(81) Ladies pasodobles dancing alone with his hand on her belly.
(82) Ladies speak for themselves and look at you to give them conversation.
(83) Ladies involving the remote control in plastic.
(84) Ladies who are sitting at the bus stop waiting and just when you go up, it pushes you almost skidded past you and on top says "Hey, I was before ... The youth no longer respect anything"
(85) Ladies you're given 15 kisses in a row in the same cheek.
(86) Ladies clínex used are stored in the sleeve of the jacket or coat.
(87) Ladies who miss the PTA because they are not accustomed to "leur".
(88) Ladies leaf that when they suck their thumbs.
(89) Ladies shake the tablecloth out the window and pull the control of the TV.
(90) ladies who feed the pigeons in case one is the Holy Spirit.
(91) Ladies who enter discount stores like orcs of Mordor.
(92) Ladies unaware of notes and put everything in Scrap-metal.
(93) Ladies black bananas that give you the inside ensuring that well.
(94) Ladies who visit the guise of Captain Warner Pescanova.
(95) Ladies who dine at the snack time.
(96) Ladies are going to do "Mandaa" or "lies" when they want you to know where to go.
(97) Ladies applaud when they move the meat of the arms.
(98) Ladies crushed 40 loaves of bread to choose yours.
(99) young ladies who watch and think back on after they have got up early.
(100) Ladies go shopping in house slippers (sandals)
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