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holydays:

We're almost in August -.-

So I started to think about how serious this new school year

thought And do not think this year is so bad

After all I think these were the holydays that but I changed or that marked my life more o_o

Although this new year will be worse and harder than the previous it only gives me energy to get up early the first day class is:

-wear the uniform not know why but the first day is exciting to put it on

-Brand new sports uniform: Sip this year we have a new uniform for Edu. Physical and at first I thought -.- but it was ugly after buying I found it was more beautiful than I expected OWOB

-see my friends @ s: This is almost all reunited with people who make all days of classes are fun

-Looking Face 'sleep Other : almost always the first day which no I stayed up late waiting for the day before the start of classes so it is important to try to look good the first day

-see how the rest : much mental as physical sometimes after a well deserved holydays people change as a simple haircut and a change in personality

New -class lounge : Something that always excites us is a new place where we spend all year ... I hope it's a big salon -w-

profes-New : Preferably if one of ¬ 3 ¬ Mathematics

-New Partners: That's what makes you excited someone new a person who may be a new friend or a new enemy

Among other things, but let's face!

Who wants to go back to school!! XD

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12 queries never, repeat never be made to technical service

12 Consultations should never be done.

are some consultations have been done to technical support and I have not really clear whether or not, but hey seen more idiots in person so do not be surprised that this was real.

Some users do not hesitate to call for service at the slightest impact. This a series of incidents that circulate on the network that have left gaping technical support workers.

Case 1
Support: What kind of computer you have?
Customer: A white one.
Support: ... ... ... (silence)

Case 2
Customer: Hello. I can not get the floppy disk.
Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Client: Women; If clear is stuck.
support: That does not sound right, I will take note.
Customer: Do not wait. Had not inserted it. He was still on the table. I'm sorry thanks.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 3
Support: Click on the icon "My Computer" to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my right?
Support .... (Silence).

Case 4
Support: Good morning, how I can help?
Customer: Hello I can not print.
Support: Please click on "start" and
... Customer: Listen, do not start getting technical, I am no expert on computers.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 5
Customer: Hi good afternoon I can not print, every time I try it says "Can not find printer." I've even lifted the printer, put it in front of the monitor, but the computer says he still can not find it.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 6
Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Thank AAAAAAAAAA.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 7
Support: What see on your monitor right now?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend gave me.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 8
Support: Now press f8.
Client: Does not Work.
Support: What exactly did?
Customer: I hit the f eight times as I said, worse, nothing happens.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 9
Customer: My keyboard is not working.
Support: Are you sure you are connected?
Customer: I do not know, I fail to see the back.
Support: Take the keyboard, and ten steps backwards.
Customer: Ok.
Support: Does the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
support: That means the keyboard is not connected. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there is another here. Huy does work.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 10
Support: Your pasword is lowercase "a" scaffold, "V" Victor's capital, the number 7 ... ..
Customer: 7 in capital or lowercase?
Support .... (Silence).

Case 11
Customer: I can not connect to the Internet, key error appears.
Support: Are you sure you are using the correct pasword?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure I saw my husband's writing.
Support: Can you tell me what is the pasword? Customer
: 5 asterisks.
Support .... (Silence).

Case 12
Customer: I have a serious problem. A friend gave me a screen saver, but every time I move the mouse away.
Support .... (Silence).

Source: terra.es

I personally love the 11. xD

Swollen Feet Immediately After Drinking

Guess your health by looking nails: O

is easy to identify the health status of a person

looking nails. It is not foolproof, but at least it's interesting to know. Yellow nails

: yellow nails with a white crescent is a symptom of diabetes.

white nails: If the entire nail is white, reflects the poor status of your liver. If the crescent is white, you may have anemia. The half white or pink nail indicates problems in your kidneys.

blue nails: indicates poor blood circulation and oxygenation problems.

A red nail: There are two possibilities: a bacterial infection, or less often a symptom of heart problems. Nail

concave may mean that your body is lacking in iron. Brittle nails

: usually show problems of rheumatism or poor general health.

ridged nails: indicate that you lack vitamin B. Striae

color: a black or brown vertical stripe is a symptom of a malignant mole.

But do not leave with doubt, better go to your doctor if you notice any changes in your nails.

24inch Rims On 1995 Chevy Silverado

Stand in front of a microwave while it is using is dangerous?

NO, not just going to cook your food. All microwave ovens sold in the United States must comply with the regulations of the Food and Drug Administration, claiming that these have no radiation leaks. If the doors close easily and are not bent or warped, it's no problem, but even if the radiation escaped, would be minimal as you become a main dish for dinner.

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The origin of the letter H: o

Hi everyone!

How are you? "I hope very well ^ ^

a letter that is of more, you could say that nothing else takes place. But it has its origin interesante.Aqui I leave the info.



The H derived from the Hebrew letter Heth, which in Semitic languages \u200b\u200bmeans "closed" so has the middle bar.

Here is a map of their writing in their variations.

original size 600x395. Click here to expand.

The letter H is not a consonant, but only an aspiration. Sometimes the moves are in the front row, taking the place where he had an F in latín.También is found near the C, to represent the CH sound. Formerly stood by the P, to describe the sound of F (Φ) in Latin words borrowed from Greek (eg philosofía of φιλοσοφία) or with a T to describe the sound of the letter Θ (eg theologia of θεολογία). Aspiration is a force that gives rise to a letter breath. It's like when you eat garlic, and want to check your breath and say Ahh.

There is a saying in English that reads "dot the Is and cross the Ts", ie "to point to the Is and cross the Ts" and refers to the previous arrangements are made before sending manuscripts. In italics, almost all letters can be written without lifting the pen from the paper. But require lifting the pen doodles and backing to decorate the letters (to dot the i and crossing t). The Greek accent had three classes: soft or sweet spirit (`), strong or rough spirit (') and the circumflex or double (^). The Greeks used them to help foreigners to pronounce the words correctly. The Romans did not use accents. They used the letter h to make a vacuum in their manuscripts, without lifting the pen from the paper.

Its name comes from the French hache Castilian, and the HACA Late Latin, from turn of classical Latin name / ha: / but with an increase, since the sound / h / was left to say and sounded so exactly as the name of the A and H: / a /.

That's it!
Greetings!
Sayonara!

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Luis writes: D. ....

bloggers Holas: D

I come to give the news that the blog Luis writes go through some changes now.

Depending on the time of the year change the colors used in the background and the letters of the articles.

During the remainder of this month (until the return to classes u_u) will be used orange and their different shades.

also be will realize that now is a picture with the title and characters in the header of page .

I hope this idea of \u200b\u200bthe changes it ^.....^

~~~~~~~~ Sayo: D (or goodbye to those who do not understand , D)

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The Origin of Smiley:)

Hello!

How are you? "I hope very well ^ ^

The smiley is known around the world for the simplicity of its lines and the special meaning as it has.

SMILEY



Here 's some info:

A smiley (English to smile,' smile ') is a schematic representation of a smiling face, most sometimes yellow, with black dots for eyes and half circle showing an expression of utter and complete happiness. It is sometimes used "smiley" as synonymous with emoticon, although it is not (not all are emoticons smileys).

Harvey Ball, creator



History

Invention and representation

In 1963, the State Mutual Life Insurantes in Worcester, Massachusetts (insurance company), acquired another insurance company, the Guarantee Mutual Company of Ohio.

This merger created the natural depression in the workforce by fears of layoffs and restructuring inevitable. The management of the new company decided to do an internal campaign Marketing campaign creating friendship. This entailed a new employee handbook and rules among which included an order to smile during work hours, when talking on the phone, receiving customers, etc.

No marketing campaign without design, so the company hired graphic designer Harvey Ball. Note that it took about ten minutes to create the now famous smiling face, charging only $ 45.

At first we did not attempt to make the image a registered trademark, and later fell into the public domain.

Transcendence

The drawing was popularized in the early 1970's by two brothers, Bernard and Murray Spain, who, not being associated with any company, took advantage in a campaign to sell novelty items. The two produced buttons as well as coffee mugs, shirts, bumper stickers and many other items emblazoned with the symbol and the legend "Have a nice day" (Have a nice day), invented by Murray. In 1972 there were an estimated 50 million smiley buttons across the United States, from which point fashion began to decline.

The smiley was one of the main icons adopted by the culture of acid house dance music that emerged in late 1980. Especially in the UK, the logo was especially associated with the underground dance culture with the drug Ecstasy.

There have been variations such as reverse the shape of the mouth to get a sad face. The symbol has been satirized with a smile and three dots (a mutant) and was reborn as Microsoft Bob software image and the campaign of Asda Wal-Mart and Rolling Back Prices ("Returning to past prices).

The smiley has become an essential part of Internet culture, with animated GIFs and other graphic representations, as well as the ubiquitous textual smiley :-) or:). Hence arose the other emoticons. It has also been used for the printable version of the ASCII characters 1 and 2 (a 'white' the other 'black') in the default font for the IBM PC and subsequent machines compatible. 9786 Unicode character (U +263 A WHITE SMILING FACE ☺) is a smiley, like the 9787 (U +263 B ☻ BLACK SMILING FACE). There is also the 9785 (U +2639 ☹ frowning WHITE FACE).

In May 2002, Luke Helder, an American of 21 years, Smiley tried to play a homemade bomb. His first 16 bombs formed circles, the first in Nebraska and the second on the border between Illinois and Iowa, with their eyes. Two other bombs in Texas and Colorado were apparently the beginning of the smile. However, Helder was stopped before reaching completion.

Source: Smiley - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Personal Comment: What amazes me is that the operator only won $ 45, well actually the smiley is not so hard to draw, but his success would have to be Ball better known.

Clearing Blocked Arteries

mosquitoes Why not let us sleep?

mosquitoes Why not let us sleep?

ever happened to them which are asleep, and a mosquito circling passes close to your ear and emits a sound so upset that he does not let you sleep? It

have wondered why this happens and why it always have to roam around your face?

xD Here is some general knowledge:

The annoying buzz of the mosquito is due to the flapping rate of about 240 times per second, created in the air these vibrations we perceive and do not let us sleep.

But not all species produce the drone. Some are relatively large, so that their wings do not cause this chillidoya moving slower. Others are very small, and their wings move so fast that its frequency is inaudible to us.


Why fly so close to our ears?

female mosquitoes (only females feed on Sange) detect their food source by three factors:

• humidity (which almost always represents sweat, ie smell)
• body heat emission of carbon dioxide breathing.

Most people sleep with their bodies covered by the blanket, exposing the head, where exactly are issued three pointers mosquito looking for. So it is not specifically looking for the ear, but incidentally passing by.

Source: Trails Things

Comment:
really gave me very funny when I read the note, and I've spent nights of anger by mosquitoes. But all is that our body releases all calls for them to come.

worth mentioning that not all female mosquitoes feed on blood, some take nectar.

Greetings! ; D

Write Retirement Cake

Ladies .....

Here I give you things typical of "old ladies" xD

is long but worth *---*
(1) ladies who fall asleep with the novel, but when you wake up channel.
(2) Ladies you answer "God willing" when you say "tomorrow".
(3) Ladies give everything ringtones dancing in Telecinco.
(4) Ladies get into the sea only to pee.
(5) Ladies who argue to see who is sicker.
(6) Ladies say "oyoyoyoyoyoyoy" when they hear gossip.
(7) Ladies gown crossing every time they say something important.
(8) Ladies sweeping the sidewalk in their homes and throw a bucket of water after ...
(9) Ladies wear a bag over his head when it rains.
(10) Ladies free swimming head wet to avoid damaging the hair.
(11) Ladies knickers saved the best for when you go to the doctor.
(12) Ladies fight over candy in the parade of kings ...
(13) Ladies left to "get going."
(14) Ladies when they hear a phone on TV think it's the house.
(15) Ladies who eat 'cocretas', 'mondarinas' and 'meatballs'.
(16) Ladies who go by the middle of the sidewalk and do not let pass easily.
(17) Ladies who do not know and comment outraged that takes the bus.
(18) Ladies say on the news that his neighbor murderer "always greeted."
(19) Ladies pasodobles dance together in the Village Party.
(20) Ladies solve everything with sayings.
(21) Ladies who believe that clapping to the beat of the music, but no.
(22) Ladies who say "I do not say anythin ..." and then say it.
(23) Ladies who sigh when you sit or stand.
(24) Ladies who sing high mass.
(25) Ladies, when are going slower than walking.
(26) Ladies who give time.
(27) Ladies malmeten against other women.
(28) Ladies who follow all the advice to "Learn to Live" and now they are immortal.
(29) Ladies sit by your side while the bus is empty.
(30) Ladies to keep the purse and / or the tissue in the bra or the armpit.
(31) Ladies that stick and push to get something for free.
(32) Ladies will stop walking and dry to dramatize the conversation.
(33) Ladies who say that the child is beautiful when it is is fat.
(34) Ladies who say "Oh Lord, take me soon!"
(35) Ladies slam to put off the car and asked "did I lock it?".
(36) Ladies wipe out the centerpieces of flowers after a wedding.
(37) Ladies that curse
DTT (38) Ladies who begin every sentence with "You know that ..." or "in my day ..."
(39) Ladies who fear that your purchase is his goal in the super tape.
(40) Ladies take you eyes with the umbrella.
(41) Ladies vessels with Nutella and homemade dishes.
(42) Ladies go arm in arm in group insurmountable barriers.
(43) Ladies who paint the teeth y. .. pass the lips.
(44) Ladies go out to the middle of the road to see if the bus comes.
(45) Ladies who ask "What about you who you are?"
(46) Ladies who wet the handkerchief their saliva and cleanse you face.
(47) Ladies who complain because their husbands not "take"
(48) Ladies stick out their tongues when the priest gives the bread
(49) Ladies open their gifts without breaking the paper and then save
( 50) Ladies slip in line at the supermarket.
(51) Ladies splicing Ana Rosa Quintana Wheel of Fortune.
(52) Ladies go on TV and ask "What about this when you leave?"
(53) Ladies with crumpled hair behind after a siesta.
(54) Ladies who go to the seashore and rested his hands on his hip
(55) Ladies who don the unused coat sleeves.
(56) Ladies tits gets pounded by fanning.
(57) Ladies who collect gifts from the bank.
(58) Ladies tupperwares carried just in case not all the food.
(59) Ladies you fry an egg if you get hungry.
(60) Ladies who play Parcheesi and quintuplet.
(61) Ladies throw late in the ambulance.
(62) Ladies who suffer when the market needed a job.
(63) Ladies of all that talk is of drugs and pain.
(64) Ladies gossip while picking up children at school or while doing aerobics.
(65) Ladies who put his hand on the cheeks when they hear gossip.
(66) Ladies calling the fruit "prettier" when you go shopping.
(67) Ladies who go to the hairdresser to read gossip magazines.
(68) Ladies who think that by going out in sweats are jogging.
(69) Ladies who are offended by hearing the word ""... and have 8 children.
(70) Ladies get pushed into the first mass to the basket.
(71) Ladies who take the chair to the door of his house in summer to form their own Sálvame Deluxe.
(72) Ladies who laugh loudly.
(73) Ladies you are stopped on the street to tell life (usually when you hurry).
(74) Ladies that come with their grandchildren so that the arm caught because "if you do not fall."
(75) Ladies who argue with answering machines.
(76) Ladies who study the elasticity of the cheeks.
(77) Ladies talking in pesetas.
(78) Ladies prepare lentils for three days.
(79) Ladies are like velociraptors when you open a new box in the supermarket.
(80) Ladies who fall asleep in the middle of the movie and then not want to acknowledge.
(81) Ladies pasodobles dancing alone with his hand on her belly.
(82) Ladies speak for themselves and look at you to give them conversation.
(83) Ladies involving the remote control in plastic.
(84) Ladies who are sitting at the bus stop waiting and just when you go up, it pushes you almost skidded past you and on top says "Hey, I was before ... The youth no longer respect anything"
(85) Ladies you're given 15 kisses in a row in the same cheek.
(86) Ladies clínex used are stored in the sleeve of the jacket or coat.
(87) Ladies who miss the PTA because they are not accustomed to "leur".
(88) Ladies leaf that when they suck their thumbs.
(89) Ladies shake the tablecloth out the window and pull the control of the TV.
(90) ladies who feed the pigeons in case one is the Holy Spirit.
(91) Ladies who enter discount stores like orcs of Mordor.
(92) Ladies unaware of notes and put everything in Scrap-metal.
(93) Ladies black bananas that give you the inside ensuring that well.
(94) Ladies who visit the guise of Captain Warner Pescanova.
(95) Ladies who dine at the snack time.
(96) Ladies are going to do "Mandaa" or "lies" when they want you to know where to go.
(97) Ladies applaud when they move the meat of the arms.
(98) Ladies crushed 40 loaves of bread to choose yours.
(99) young ladies who watch and think back on after they have got up early.
(100) Ladies go shopping in house slippers (sandals)

Kate From Kates Playground Masterbate

Analizis: Why did the chicken cross the road?


PRIMARY TEACHER:
Because I wanted to get across.

secondary school teachers:
Although the explanation, dear beasts, can not understand.

Plato:
For it was in pursuit of the good and harmony.

ARISTOTLE:
is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability
and dialectics. MARTIN LUTHER KING

:
I have a dream. I see a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.

MOSES:
And God came down from heaven and said the chicken cross the road. And the chicken crossed the road, and everyone rejoiced.

FERNANDO DE LA RUA:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Machiavelli:
The issue is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive.

FREUD:
The fact that you are concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your sexual insecurity: Oedipus Poultry.

BILL GATES: I have just released the
MSChicken 2002, not only cross roads, but they lay eggs, file your important documents and frame your work.

DARWIN:
Over long periods of time, the chickens have been naturally selected in such a way that they now have a genetic disposition to cross roads.

EINSTEIN:
The if chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of
side of the road the chicken was threatening its dominant position in the market. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the skills needed to meet the competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnership relationship with the client, helped the chicken redesigning its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration method (MIA), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the mind, process and technology of chicken in support of its overall strategy within a framework Program Management.

BUDDHA: Asking
that denies your own chicken nature. ADVERTISING


Where EDITORIAL PROFILE said "The chicken crossed the road" should have read "Business Mazzorin impure"

COVER PART OF NATION
would a chicken cross the road.

TITLE PAGE 12 Ready
chicken. PEOPLE


The last light of dusk illuminated the desolate countryside. Light. A destination. Solitude. The chicken looked up as if seeking an answer to all your questions. In the distance, a little house in sheets. No car at that hour crossing Route 68, which connects with Batan Necochea. The chicken knew that this was the moment. Shaking off the lethargy of
walked feathers decided, set foot on the tarmac, and then another and another and another (how many feet will it have?). He was proud. I knew I was to achieve the impossible. I thought of the win. In the glory. In fame. Why not see that truck without lights. Why not hear the engine noise dilapidated Ford. O GLOBO


Mayor frango do mundo got through to Rodovia


LE MONDE Les Consequences pour l'Amerique latine sont encore to provide: a poulet est arrive to traverse the route sans blesures. XXIII


Menem and chicken: the dark corridors of this improper relationship. What's behind the business of the roads? Exclusive report: hens and chicks receiving corn from the State. Who are those who take the eggs? FACES


All the privacy of the chicken: "JUST NEED A LOVE FOR MY SUCCESS IS FULL
." PREMIERE


Infomail. PREMIERE ... Infomail ... ordered the chicken and crossed ... that bastard chicken ...
and note that we had anticipated a month ago ... * If the post ... us ... greetings to the other chickens who watch on TV *) JOSEPH

sophism
All chickens cross roads. The chicken crossed the road. Chicken is a road. Bambino Veira

:
The chicken is fine.

CARLOS:
by Dio ! I have already said: the chicken going to be on the side of the street. DESIGNER

IMPSAT 2000
Before you ask, read the ISO-2003 and then call me Chicken. The accessible via the Intranet.

SUPPORT:
I do not see from here you have crossed the street. Chicken and reset if you keep seeing crosses, formatéate eggs. ARGENTINA
TECHNOLOGY COMPANY
or TELCO
It had to take the situation and re-engineering ... The chicken crossed or crossed, it was inevitable ... But do not cut anything from customer service, same quality even without the chicken.

My Husband Has Type 1 Diabetes Will My Baby?

OwO only evil-minded (like me xD)

This is something I mailed ..
are 2 things to the poorly designed .. hehe xD

♥ 1: INJECTION (best of all) if the Vees

great not worry, if you put it do not say anything if you put the
just breathe and let it finish in, if you care support,
up Why ........ a shot can save your life "bad
jajjajaja thought.!

♥ 2: erotic fantasies ...?

- You want to be Sobenes?
- You want to be" petted "?
- Te Like you rub?
- You like to make you sweat?
- I like to feel another breath on your side?
- I like that you breathe in the neck and / or face?
- You like to take new positions?
- You like to get to the bottom?
- Or just the appetizer?
- I like to go?
- I like going down?
- You like to go?
- I like to go?
- I like to get "cold" and go hot and sweaty? SI
?? YOU LIKE?
WELL ...
THEN ...
...
...
...
... SUBITE
AN URBAN TRANSPORT AT 2 IN THE AFTERNOON!
public transport becomes a reality almost all your fantasies ...

Wetess Feeling Close To Period

40 ways to get nervous at the pizza

40 ways to get nervous at the pizza delivery man If they want to invent more XD

1. While you're placing an order begins to pull numbers at random and tell the guy who quit.

2. Inventing a credit card and ask if they accept them.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, fries and a large Coke.

4. Complete your order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened."

5. Tell her that you got on the other line of pizzas and elsewhere are going to buy from that offers the lowest price.

6. Only give your address and said "Surprise me" and hang up.

7. Answer your questions with other questions.

8. Spell ingredients.

9. Stutter always emphasizing the letter "P" and "T".

10. Ask if they sell pizza.

11. When calling to order say "hello" in respect of question (and act as if someone had called you asked the speaker, etc.)..

12. Ordering looking very strong and safe, then when he asks if you would like a drink with pizza, acted confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Order 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation (eg.: "Gimme a pizza with 56 slices of pepperoni least its square root).

15. When he starts to repeat order to ensure that listen well, come to him and interrupt him: "If they are $ 17.90, please wait until receiving the order."

16. Explain that you want to rent a Pizza, the reason why.

17. Ask if you can keep the pizza box. When he answered yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask if they exploit child labor.

19. Ask you to ensure that the tread is dead.

20. Imitating the voice of the guy who takes the order.

21. Try removing Verbs everything you say.

22. Tell you what makes a house party and ask the dealer if can hide behind the couch until the cumplañero.

23. Ask if you can see the menu.

24. Ask if he knows runs the risk you take when ordering.

25. Asking which is best ingredient for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp, and then tell your dog should be ashamed.

27. Ask if you can order just a slice of pizza.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy who takes the order (with questions like whether you like the work or if something happens because you notice according moody).

29. Tell the dealer that you spent with your supervisor to tell him he should fire him for his service.

30. Complain service call and two hours later saying he was sorry because he was drunk.

31. In the midst of the conversation begins to ask for mercy or to pray to someone who supestamente is next, while you talk on the phone.

32. Stop talking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Telling a secret code to the dealer and tell him to memorize commands that you will make in the future.

34. In order to request mushrooms (fungi) as the first ingredient to have pizza. At the end of the order say, "there is nothing better than mushrooms (fungi)" and hang up before he can say anything.

35. When he repeat the request, correct it by changing one ingredient, then correct it again and again. The third time ask if the first day working at the location.

36. Every now and then heavy sighs.

37. Ask the dealer how many dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the dealer says, ask: "Please do not use that word."

39. Ordering during a car chase on TV. When there is shooting, you yell "Aaarghhh."

40. If when you do these tricks, the dealer does not capture any, ask another dealer or local else can grasp.

Different Patterns Of Chudi

for answering messages!

* My wife and I can not go to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and phone number will return your call as soon as we finish.

* Hello, this is John: If calling from the phone company, and I sent the money, if my parents, send money, if the financial aid office, I sent enough money, if is one of my friends, you owe me money, and if you're a pretty young woman, do not worry, I have a lot of money!

* Hi. Now I'm not home, but my answering machine itself, so talk to him instead of me ... Wait for the beep.

* Hi. I'm David's answering machine, do you?

* (In Ringtone Chinese / Japanese) A-ló. Hey, I Kato. If you leave message, I call it plonto. If you leave sexy message, I call it ma plonto.

* Hi. The answering machine is broken. I am the fridge. Please speak slowly so you can type the message and then hit me in the door with one of these magnets ...!

* Hi. I'm probably at home. I'm avoiding the call someone who I do not like. Leave a message, and if not I'll call back ... you!

* Hi. I am Joseph. Sorry I can not answer your call right now. Leave a message, and wait by your phone until I call you.

* If you are a thief, then surely we are now at home cleaning our weapons and we can not answer the phone. If not, then surely we are not home and leave a message.

* Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be recorded and will be heard and used by us.

* Hi. Here Pedro and Lola. We can not answer the phone because we're doing something we love. Lola likes pa'bajo pa'rriba and very quickly, and I like to ladito and soft. So leave a message and call you when we finish brushing our teeth.