40 ways to get nervous at the pizza delivery man If they want to invent more XD
1. While you're placing an order begins to pull numbers at random and tell the guy who quit.
2. Inventing a credit card and ask if they accept them.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, fries and a large Coke.
4. Complete your order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened."
5. Tell her that you got on the other line of pizzas and elsewhere are going to buy from that offers the lowest price.
6. Only give your address and said "Surprise me" and hang up.
7. Answer your questions with other questions.
8. Spell ingredients.
9. Stutter always emphasizing the letter "P" and "T".
10. Ask if they sell pizza.
11. When calling to order say "hello" in respect of question (and act as if someone had called you asked the speaker, etc.)..
12. Ordering looking very strong and safe, then when he asks if you would like a drink with pizza, acted confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Order 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation (eg.: "Gimme a pizza with 56 slices of pepperoni least its square root).
15. When he starts to repeat order to ensure that listen well, come to him and interrupt him: "If they are $ 17.90, please wait until receiving the order."
16. Explain that you want to rent a Pizza, the reason why.
17. Ask if you can keep the pizza box. When he answered yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask if they exploit child labor.
19. Ask you to ensure that the tread is dead.
20. Imitating the voice of the guy who takes the order.
21. Try removing Verbs everything you say.
22. Tell you what makes a house party and ask the dealer if can hide behind the couch until the cumplañero.
23. Ask if you can see the menu.
24. Ask if he knows runs the risk you take when ordering.
25. Asking which is best ingredient for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp, and then tell your dog should be ashamed.
27. Ask if you can order just a slice of pizza.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy who takes the order (with questions like whether you like the work or if something happens because you notice according moody).
29. Tell the dealer that you spent with your supervisor to tell him he should fire him for his service.
30. Complain service call and two hours later saying he was sorry because he was drunk.
31. In the midst of the conversation begins to ask for mercy or to pray to someone who supestamente is next, while you talk on the phone.
32. Stop talking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Telling a secret code to the dealer and tell him to memorize commands that you will make in the future.
34. In order to request mushrooms (fungi) as the first ingredient to have pizza. At the end of the order say, "there is nothing better than mushrooms (fungi)" and hang up before he can say anything.
35. When he repeat the request, correct it by changing one ingredient, then correct it again and again. The third time ask if the first day working at the location.
36. Every now and then heavy sighs.
37. Ask the dealer how many dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the dealer says, ask: "Please do not use that word."
39. Ordering during a car chase on TV. When there is shooting, you yell "Aaarghhh."
40. If when you do these tricks, the dealer does not capture any, ask another dealer or local else can grasp.
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